Good afternoon, Universe.
Hope this finds you well. I just wanted to check in, and let you know what you can send me if you’re feeling particularly generous.
I would like a brass floor lamp, and I would like it to be free. Or perhaps under, say, $30. It should have a brass dome, like the one in this photo:
Image via Emily Henderson’s portfolio
But it should arch over, like this:
Image via Design Manifest
In the event that you cannot make this happen, I would also settle for any of these three items.
I know you will do your part in ensuring my happiness by providing me with more stuff, universe. You know how I do. Thanks!